The ‘real’ story behind Inu Doge Goodboi Ape Floki’s [IDGAF] 34359502% pump and…

Disclaimer: The following article is a work of satire, written for entertainment purposes alone. Nothing in this piece should be taken as fact or investment advice. All tweets were artificially generated online.  A new meme coin is barking its way up CoinMarketCap’s rankings while pulling along a devoted horde of fans, believers, and investors with it. […]